Teaching Nemesis' status update.
She's entered her third trimester. What joy! She spent all of lunch today talking about buying maternity clothes and how she just didn't want to get any bigger. I struck up a conversation with the kindergarten teacher in an effort to tune her out. I almost succeeded, but her voice is just so loud!
I don't begrudge her for being pregnant. It's absolutely wonderful that she is (and thank God that we're going to have some peace and quiet while she's on mat leave!). But all she talks about is being pregnant. Every conversation always leads back to her ever-expanding waistline. She also walks around rubbing her belly like Aladdin is going to emerge from her belly button and grant her a zillion wishes.
And I do want to mention that I didn't like her before she was pregnant, I'm not being a petty infertile myrtle, I swear.
I think I'm trying to convince myself and I don't know if it's working.
Argh. Stupid Facebook.