Our house is (pretty much) spotless.
Our closets are tidy.
Carbon monoxide detector is installed.
Fire extinguisher is under the kitchen sink.
All of the medications are locked away.
The adult beverages are hidden.
Even the garage is tidy.
Paperwork is done (with the exception of our reference letters which are being mailed to our social worker).
Even the glass of wine with dinner didn't calm my nerves.
If you have a second to spare, please say a prayer. Our home visit is from 4 to 5:30pm (eastern).